Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
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