You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
