Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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