It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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