scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
two words...techno handjob
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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