Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
either way he was missing a nipple.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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