I'm going to jail i love you
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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