community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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