just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Dignity is for republicans.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
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