Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
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