Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Watching her eat just hurts me
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
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