We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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