How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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