and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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