There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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