Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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