ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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