Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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