Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
i need to put some appletini on your dick
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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