guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Randomize
