i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I think i peed on brittanys purse
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
We have so much sex to catch up on
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
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