Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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