I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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