There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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