home. puking in laundry basket.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Randomize
