dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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