You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
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