Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
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