i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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