AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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