I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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