i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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