She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
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