she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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