lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Randomize
