found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
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