There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
It's blow job season.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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