WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
I'm at about main and main street
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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