Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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