Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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