Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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