I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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