Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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