what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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