am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
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