Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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