Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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