Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
