I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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