sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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