Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
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