Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
Randomize
