And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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